All These Pretty Things

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
bottlehawk

Anonymous asked:

I once had a friend who shipped Eridan/Gamzee because they were both lonely for different reasons.

Thoughts?

bottlehawk answered:

this ship only works if these two are isolated into their own enclosure somewhere. preferably far-off. there’s probably a fanfic writer out there who could do it justice but perhaps an au where the two of them are cast off from the meteor due to trying to genocidally kill everyone and now they both have scampered off into the infinite space and void, trying to survive and figure out what they want to do next as they are forced to get along with only each other for company. because let’s face it. a hipster that believes in science and a clown that believes in miracles is one of the most classic type of dynamics there is. and they both have the potential to murder each other. this is bert and ernie 2 folks.

perfectly-disfigured

maybe… maybe I’ll write it